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IT jokes: OOPS. Program examples = OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING SYSTEMS.  Everything in software is an Object.  Read after office hours.

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
  double styles;
  short skirts;
  long time_to_understand_problems;
  float mind;
  void knowledge();
  char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional

{
  double weight;
  short tempered;
  long gossips;
  float hopes;
  void work();
  char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
  double time_on_phone;
  short attention_on_work;
  long boast;
  float on_cloud_nine;
  void understanding();
  char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
  double dinner_invitations;
  short time_at_work;
  long lunch_breaks;
  float talks;
  void bank_balance();
  char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
  double income;
  short temper;
  long time_no_see;
  float new_software_company;
  void lov
};

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